Three Tips to Avoid A Hangover

Three Tips to Avoid A Hangover

Tip 1: Line your Stomach!!
This is the oldest tip for drinking ever, everyone knows that alcohol is put into the bloodstream through the lining of your stomach. So fucking eat something, this will stop you from getting shit-faced before everybody else and looking like the biggest prick at the party, bar or where ever your drinking. Also at the end of the night if you are going to throw-up, you will thank god that you actually have something to throw up. Trying to be sick with nothing to throw up, feels like your lungs, stomach and kidneys are trying to come out your mouth and nose.

Tip 2: Drink lots of water!
Trust me when i say that you can not drink enough water when it comes to getting drunk, it will stop you sweating, it will stop you from getting to pissed to quickly and will majorly decrease your hangover the next morning. Although beware because it will mean that through out the night you might be in the toilet a little more than you want to be.

Tip 3: Wake up drunk!
A hangover is caused because your body is struggerling to get your alcohol levels balanced again. When you wake up your body has decreased the levels of alcohol in your system. This is why you feel so slow and dull in the morning. So if you want to feel ok in the morning when you wake up take two shots, then one an hour later.. this should bring you into balance.